英语作文童年趣事：竹节虫

Stick insect

　　I was at my grandmother's house in the woods, find a stick. And pretend good ah, lying in the bark of the tree does not look really can not see, just as like as two peas! See I don't bombard your command -- the brain

　　I pick it up with a stick, placed in a small pit, buried on the soil, showing only a head, and then lit a firecracker, into the soil. I'm clutching his ears to run backward. Ba! Soil splash out, stick insect motionless in the small hole, the small hole is steaming! I buried soil, erected a wooden stick in the side, in front of plug 3 firecrackers, muttered: "Monty, rest in peace!"

　　Now in retrospect feel funny, stick insects into my victim.

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竹节虫

　　我在奶奶家屋后的树林里，发现了一只竹节虫。和伪装的不错啊，趴在树皮上不仔细看还真看不出来，简直和树皮一模一样!看我不炮击你的指挥部——脑子

　　我用木棍把它挑起来，放在一个小土坑里，埋上土，只露出一根脑袋，然后点燃一根鞭炮，塞进土里。我捂着耳朵拼命向后跑。叭!土块飞溅出来，竹节虫一动不动的躺在小坑里，小坑里还冒着气!我埋上土，在旁边立起一根木棍，在前面塞了3根鞭炮，喃喃道：“壮士，安息吧!”

　　现在回想起来真觉得好笑，竹节虫成了我成长的牺牲品。