键盘侠｜自打威少来湖人 詹姆斯的头发掉得更厉害了

[Post Game Thread] The Sacramento Kings (17-27) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (21-21), 125 – 116

[赛后贴] 萨克拉门托国王（17胜27负）125-116击败洛杉矶湖人（21胜21负）

双方关键球员数据：

国王：福克斯29分4板4助、巴恩斯23分7板、巴格利16分9板、梅图14分7板4助2断2帽、哈利伯顿14分10助2断、希尔德10分4板、米切尔6分5板2助2断2帽、莱恩8分3板3助

湖人：詹姆斯34分7板6助、蒙克22分7板3助、威少8分12板6助、里夫斯19分3板、阿里扎2分5板3助3断、布拉德利6分3板4助、塔克9分、霍华德8分7板、S-约翰逊8分

赛后，威少（Russ）一度登上微博及推特热搜榜第一位。

Mink Flow

@currypistonn

Lebron and the rest of the Lakers to Russ tonight

推特网友：詹姆斯和湖人球员今晚给威少加餐

[–]KingsGunsmokeIV 1609 points 2 hours ago

We may be the worst run franchise in the league, but at least we ain't the Lakers.

国王球迷：也许我们是NBA经营最差的球队，但至少我们不是湖人。

[–]LakersTuckBigFech 405 points 2 hours ago

At least you guys aren't wasting Lebron's prime

湖人球迷：至少你们没有浪费詹姆斯的当打之年

[–]Jazzwarablo 109 points an hour ago

I swear he builds like the worst team around himself hiring old heads and friends.

爵士球迷：我敢说现在的湖人是詹姆斯打造的最差的一只球队，满眼都是老兵和故交。

Josko ジンクス 10-7

@AlexRubbish9

Russ’s next destination

推特网友：威少的下一站

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1113 points 2 hours ago

Westbrook isolating and jacking up a contested 3 with just over a minute left while the rest of the team just stands around watching is peak Lakers

球迷：比赛时间仅剩一分钟多一点，威少单打，在对手的干扰下干拔3分，所有其他湖人球员都站在原地欣赏，巅峰湖人！

[–]NBAurfaselol 342 points 3 hours ago*

Westbrook shooting the clutch three

球迷：威少投关键三分就是这样

[–]bwrca 167 points 2 hours ago

“This man hasn’t made a three in two weeks”

球迷：“这个家伙两周时间里没投进一个三分球”

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 235 points 3 hours ago

Westbrook taking that god awful three down 4 was more painful than a kick to the fucking balls

湖人球迷：落后4分时看威少投那个3分球，比TM直接照着我的裆部来一脚还疼

[–]Australiashittydotamorph 265 points 3 hours ago

How does he even have this green light. Ball didn't even touch LBJs hands

球迷：为什么他还能有出手权。这回合球都没有经过詹姆斯的手。

[–]Barea_Clamped_Lebron 232 points 2 hours ago

in the 2012 Finals, Westbrook attempted more shots than both KD and Lebron and still averaged fewer points

this is who he is

球迷：2012年总决赛，威少投篮次数比KD和詹姆斯都多，但场均得分却比他们都低。这就是威少

[–]WarriorsNickInTheBack 914 points 3 hours ago

You see 0 concern from anyone on the Kings

勇士球迷：你看国王队所有人都对他的出手很放心嘛

（国王主场大屏幕：今日寒冰射手：拉塞尔-威斯布鲁克）

[–]DB-Institute 144 points 3 hours ago

Watching teams defend Westbrook is literally like watching an older brother play one on one against his kid brother.

球迷：现在看其他球队防守威少，简直就像是看老大哥在和小老弟玩斗牛

Rob Perez

@WorldWideWob

they not even guarding Russ anymore. just letting him run around and do cardio.

推特网友：他们甚至都不防威少了。就让他折返跑，做做有氧。

Gem stone

@RussTakeover

I just can’t watch Russ play. I’m scared every time he touches the ball. He either misses the layup, misses the free throw, or adds another Shaqtin’ a fool moment to his season. This is not how a fan should feel

推特网友：实在看不了威少打球。他每次拿球我都害怕。上篮不进，罚球不进，又一次上五大囧。湖人球迷太难了

[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 358 points 3 hours ago

The amount of times he does this just makes me want to smash my head through a wall. He is easily the lowest IQ top 75 player of all-time. His decision making always leaves me completely baffled. He is the epitome of dumb basketball.

爵士球迷：他这么干的次数多得让我想撞墙。毫无疑问，他是75大球星里球商最低的。他的决定总能惊得我目瞪口呆。绝对是愚蠢篮球的典型。

[–]HeatBSantos57 114 points 2 hours ago*

He's maybe not the worst but he's surely the most damaging player in the league given his usage, having a bad player doing cardio out there for 15 minutes gives you better chances of winning than Russ chucking 3s for 35 minutes

热火球迷：威少也许不是最差的，但湖人这么用他，一下让他成了整个联盟破坏力最强的家伙——与让威少出场35分钟、拽3分球相比，还不如派一个糟糕的球员上去做15分钟有氧运动，这样赢的几率更大。

[–]USABeefyHamstrings 1089 points 4 hours ago

Russ going 2/14 on 1/12 after going 2/12 last game.

球迷：威少1/12日2/14，上一场2/12

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 564 points 4 hours ago

Westbrook would be very upset if he could understand shooting splits

开拓者球迷：威少肯定非常生气，如果他能看懂这行数据的话

[–]Lakersvicente8a 212 points 3 hours ago

2/16 next game? Let’s goo

湖人球迷：下一场该2/16了吧？走起

NBA Memes

@NBAMemes

Harden: Yo Russ had another brickfest.

KD: That's why he's not here.

推特网友：哈登：嘿，二哥今天又疯狂打铁了。杜兰特：我们不带他玩明智吧？

[–]KingsAndYaTurnaround 642 points 2 hours ago

No matter how much this team sucks, wins against the Lakers always feel so wonderful

国王球迷：不管这只球队现在有多烂，打败湖人总能让人神清气爽。

[–]Kingsrobswins 160 points 2 hours ago

Hatred of the Lakers really has been what has sustained me as a Kings fan all these years.

国王球迷：这么多年了，就是对湖人的憎恨让我一直是一个国王球迷。

[–]BullsYourLatinLover 111 points 2 hours ago

I'm a Bulls fan, and I discovered recently that I enjoy watching the Lakers lose more than I like watching my team win.

公牛球迷：我是公牛球迷，我最近发现看到湖人输球比看到我的主球赢球还更让我开心。

[–]Lakerswewillbefrands4sure 104 points 3 hours ago

LeBron has lost more hair since Westbrook has come to the Lakers. Russ played like a GOAT for the Kings tonight.

湖人球迷：自打威少来湖人，詹姆斯的头发掉得更厉害了。今夜，威少就是国王队的GOAT。

来源：Reddit

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