让你笑得死去活来的沙雕文案

曾经有个伟人跟我说过，你并不是不会搭配，你只是衣服太少了。

A great man once told me that it's not that you can't match, you just have too few clothes.

打工好累但我不能哭，因为骑电动车的时候，擦眼泪不安全。

I'm tired of working, but I can't cry, because it's not safe to wipe my tears when I ride an electric car.

想我对象了，虽说还没有，但可以先想着，总不可能一直没有吧。

I miss my object. Although I haven't, I can think about it first. It can't be gone all the time.

别再说自己是单身狗了，你那个年纪，狗都老死了。

Stop saying that you are a single dog. At your age, dogs are old and dead.

反正网络谁也不认识谁，那我就直说了，我没有男人活不了。

Anyway, no one knows anyone on the Internet, so I'll say it directly. I can't live without a man.

周杰伦的歌，我一般听到三句就再也听不下去了，主要是因为我没有会员。

Jay Chou's songs, I usually hear three sentences and I can't listen to them anymore, mainly because I don't have a member.

为什么不点赞？是不是想欲情故纵？

Why not like it? Do you want to be lustful?

冷知识：世界上没有179的男人。

Cold Knowledge: There Are No 179 Men in the World.

如果志同又道合，那就流水线汇合。

If the peak can't be kept, go to the factory and provide food and shelter.

If there is unity of purpose, then the assembly line will meet.

你之所以会觉得脸胖的人可爱，那是因为那肉没长在你脸上。

The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because the meat doesn't grow on your face.

朋友最近镶了一嘴金牙，现在我骂他，他都对我笑。

My friend recently had a mouth of gold teeth, and now I scold him, and he laughs at me.

三岁练枪，五岁杀遍四方，十岁国士无双，15岁独步天下，18岁吃了顿狗粮客死他乡。

Practicing guns at the age of three, killing all sides at the age of five, being unparalleled at the age of ten, walking alone at the age of 15, and eating dog food at the age of 18, he died in a hometown.

大家好，我是保安，请配合我的工作，笑了的请点赞mua~

Hello, everyone, I am a security guard. Please cooperate with my work. Please praise mua when you laugh ~