Jokes for you

                        
                           History Exam

　　Father: How did Joe do on his history exam?
　　Mother: Not too well, but it wasn't his fault. They asked him about things   that happened before his was even born.


                           Three Turtles

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the
cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
　  The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my coffee."
　　"We won't," the other two promised.
　  Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess  he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

                           The Father and His Son

    Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil.  In fact, he was the best pupil in his class.
　　Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President
of the United States.

                             The First president

    A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student
couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy  questions so that he could get a few right.
　　"What was Bunker Hill?"she said.
　　The student thought for some time and then answered, "An airport?"
　  "No, it was a battle," the teacher said, she was getting a little angry
now, but she was trying not to show it.Then she asked, "Who was the first        president of the United States?"
　  The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the       teacher got very angry and shouted, "George Washington!"
　　The student got up and began to walk towards his seat.
　　"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn't tell you to go."
　　"Oh, I'm sorry," the student said. "I thought you called the next student."
　
                    I don't even know that woman

    A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a       bench, passionately kissing.
　　"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
　　"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"