《老友记》第一季经典台词

　　《老友记》第一季台词 Part 1

　　Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

　　Monica：没有什么可以说的，他只是一个和我一起工作的人。

　　Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

　　Joey：少来了!你准备和那个人一起出去，他一定有一些问题!

　　Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

　　Chandler：没错，Joey，那个人是个驼背吗?既驼背又秃顶?

　　Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?

　　Phoebe：等等，他是不是吃粉笔的?

　　(They all stare , bemused.)

　　他们都注视 着，并发呆。

　　Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

　　Phoebe：我只是不希望看到你走我和Carl走过的老路。

　　Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

　　Monica：好，大家放松一些。这并不是一次约会，只不过是两个人一起出去吃个晚餐，并不做爱。

　　Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

　　Chandler：听起来好像在说我的约会。

　　[Time Lapse]

　　【时间流逝】

　　Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

　　Chandler：Alright(这个我觉得不需要翻译，应该是一个提醒大家注意的词)，让我回到高中时代，(我梦见)我站在自助餐厅的中间，我发现自己全身赤裸。

　　All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

　　All：哦，对，(我们也)做过这样的梦。

　　Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

　　Chandler：然后我向下看，然后我发现那里有一部电话……那里。

　　Joey: Instead of...?

　　Joey：而不是……?

　　Chandler: That's right.

　　Chandler：是的!

　　Joey: Never had that dream.

　　Joey：(我)从来没有做过这样的梦

　　Phoebe: No.

　　Phoebe：我也没有。

　　Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

　　Chandler：突然，电话响了起来，而我不知道该怎么办，所有人都开始看着我。

　　Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

　　Monica：他们之前没有看着你吗?

　　Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

　　Chandler：最后，我觉得我最好还是接电话，结果是我妈妈打过来的，这非常非常的奇怪，因为我妈妈从来都不给打电话。

　　[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]

　　【时间流逝(以后应该翻译成时空流转好像更好一点)，Ross走了进来】

　　Ross: (mortified) Hi.

　　Ross：(痛苦的)嗨。

　　Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

　　Joey：(当)这个家伙说Hello的时候，我简直想去自杀。(wanna <美俚> 想要，希望(= want to))

　　Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

　　Monica：你还好吗?甜心(或者叫亲爱的)。

　　Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat , grabbed my small intestine , pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

　　Ross：我只似乎觉得好像有某个人伸进我的喉咙，抓起了我的肠子，把他们从我的最里面扯出来，然后然后绑在我的脖子上。

　　Chandler: Cookie?

　　Chandler：小甜饼?

　　Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.

　　Monica：(向其他人解释)Carol今天搬走了她所有的东西。

　　Joey: Ohh.

　　Joey：喔~

　　Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.

　　Monica：(对Ross说)我帮你倒些咖啡吧。

　　Ross: Thanks.

　　Ross：谢谢!

　　Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)

　　Phoebe：喔!喔!(她开始拨走Ross前面的空气)

　　Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura ! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

　　Ross：不，别那样!不要清理我的灵气(aura 气氛, 气味, (圣象头部的)光环)。把我的灵气留下，好吗?

　　Phoebe: Fine! Be murky !

　　Phoebe：好吧!继续晦气吧(murky 黑暗的)!

　　Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.

　　Ross：我会好的，好吗?真的，各位，我希望她过的非常开心。

　　Monica: No you don't.

　　Monica：不，你不会的。

　　Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!

　　Ross：不，我不会的，(hell [hel] ;n.地狱, 苦境, 阴间, 地狱中的人, 训斥;vi.狂饮, 飞驰;int.该死!)她这该死的，她甩了我!

　　Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

　　Joey：而且你一直都不知道她是个同性恋。

　　Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

　　Ross：没有!!行了吧?!(fixate;vi.视线移向, 注视;vt.使固定, 注视, 凝视, 集中(眼)力))为什么所有人都把注意力集中在这上面?她自己都不知道，我怎么会知道?

　　Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

　　Chandler：有时我希望我是一个同性恋(他们都注视着他)，我刚才说的很大声吗?

　　Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

　　Ross：我昨晚告诉了爸爸妈妈，他们看起来还好。

　　Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?

　　Monica：哦?真的吗?那么凌晨三点一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话(hysterical 歇斯底里;sobbing )“我的孙子没了，我的孙子没了”这是怎么回事?打错电话了吗?

　　Ross: Sorry.

　　Ross：对不起。

　　Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain (痛苦)right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

　　Joey：好吧Ross，听着，你现在正感到非常痛苦，现在，你很生气，你很受伤，我能告诉你解决的方法吗?

　　(Ross gestures his consent.)

　　(Ross 的姿势表示赞同)

　　Joey: Strip(剥去) joint(接缝处) ! C'mon, you're single! Have somehormones(荷尔蒙) !

　　Joey：(Strip joint 这里指脱衣舞会)!来吧，你是单身，有性趣求!

　　Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

　　Ross：我并不想变成单身的，明白吗?我只是……我只是想重新结婚。

　　(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)

　　((这时候，正巧)Rachel穿着婚纱走进来，并且在房间里到处寻找)

　　Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

　　Chandler：而我只是想要一百万元!(他张开双手希望获得)

　　按：这个场景真的很好笑。Ross说想在结婚，马上从门外进来一个穿着婚纱的美女，而Chandler立即开始祈求得到一百万美元。

　　Monica: Rachel?!

　　Monica：Rachel?!

　　Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

　　Rachel：喔，上帝啊!你好!Monica，感谢上帝!我刚才去你家但是比不在那里，有个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真的在这里，真的在这里!

　　Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

　　服务员：想来杯咖啡吗?

　　Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor(生还者) . (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

　　Monica：(指着Rachel)，不要咖啡因的。(对着大家)嗨，各位，这是Rachel，另一个Lincoln高中的生还者。(对着Rachel)这是大家，这是Chandler，Phonebe，Joey，还有，你还认识我哥哥Ross吗?

　　Rachel: Hi, sure!

　　Rachel：嗨，当然!

　　Ross: Hi.

　　Ross：嗨。

　　(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated(击败;挫折) again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect (期待)her to explain(解释) .)

　　(他们都去和Rachel拥抱，不过当Ross走过去的时候，他的伞正好打开了，他坐了回去，倍感挫折)。一小段寂静过后，Rachel坐了下来，其他人都在期待她的解释。

　　Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

　　Monica：你是想现在就告诉我们呢，还是等伴娘来了以后才说?

　　Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat (酱油壶，调味瓶). This really gorgeous (华丽的) Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on(变得兴奋) by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out怪诞想法 , and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar(亲切) , but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

　　Rachel：哦，上帝，这开始于婚礼进行前半个小时，我在放满了礼物的房间里，然后我看着酱油壶，非常漂亮的酱油壶。突然，-(这时候服务员端来了她的咖啡)有没有代糖?-我发现这个酱油壶比Barry更让我兴奋!然后，我产生一种怪诞的想法，而且这种想法让我吓了一跳：Barry看起来多么想Potato Head先生，你知道，我的意思是，我一直觉得他看起来很亲切，但是……不管怎么说，我只是必须离开那里，然后我开始担心“我为什么要这样做，谁使得我这样做?”(向Monica)，所以，不管怎么说，我只是不知道我该去哪里，我知道你和我日渐疏远，但是你是我在这个城市认识的唯一一个人。

　　Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

　　Monica：(我是那个惟一一个)没有被邀请去参加婚礼的人。

　　Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda(=kind of 有一点) hoping that wouldn't be an issue(出版、发行)...

　　Rachel：喔，我有些希望这件事从来没有发生过。

　　[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

　　【场景：Monica的公寓住宅内，所有人都在看电视，正在播放西班牙肥皂剧，而且在猜剧情的发展】

　　Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

　　Monica：我猜他送她一台管风琴，但是她肯定不喜欢。

　　Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!

　　Chandler：(模仿演员)，吞拿鱼或者鸡蛋沙拉?决定吧!

　　Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.

　　Ross：(用一种低沉的声音)我将拥有Christine正拥有的一切。

　　Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

　　Rachel：(用电话)爸爸，我只是……我不能嫁给他!对不起。我只是不爱他。好吧，这和我有关。

　　(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)

　　(电视上的场景变换，有两个女人，其中一个正抓着她的头发)

　　Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants(wear the pants(妇女)掌权当家) . Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

　　Phonebe：如果我没有头发，我还不如去死。Chandler：(回到电视)喔，她不应该掌权当家。Joey：我说推她下楼。Phoebe，Ross，Chandler和Joey一起：推她下楼，推她下楼，推他下楼!

　　(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)

　　(她被推下楼梯，所有人都在庆祝)

　　Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse(皮包) , y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor(比喻) , Daddy!

　　Rachel：爸爸，听我说!这就像，这就像，我这一辈子，每个人都一直告诉我：“你是一只鞋子!你是一只鞋子!”而今天，我只是想停止它，然后我想，如果我不想当鞋子，如果我想当皮包呢?你明白吗?或者说想当一顶帽子!不!我并不是说要你买一顶帽子给我，我是说我是一顶帽子……这是一个比喻，爸爸!

　　Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

　　Ross：你们都知道，他遇到麻烦了。

　　Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

　　Rachel：看着，爸爸，这是我的人生。好吧，也许我会住在Monica这里。

　　Monica: Well, I guess we've established(确定) who's staying here with Monica...

　　Monica：好吧，我猜我们已经知道谁会和Monica住在这里了。

　　Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

　　Rachel：好吧，也许这就是我的决定。也许我并不需要你的钱，等等!!我只是说也许!!

　　[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]

　　【时空转换，Rachel正在一个纸袋子里面呼吸】

　　Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...

　　Monica：呼吸，呼吸……就是这样。试着去想一些美好平静的事情……Phoebe(唱着歌)玫瑰花上的雨滴和兔子和小动物(Rachel和Monica转过身看着她)，野风信子和雪橇铃还有，手套……啦啦啦啦……还有一条条的面条，还有一些……

　　Rachel: I'm all better now.

　　Rachel：我觉得好多了。

　　Phoebe: (grins(咧嘴笑) and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

　　Phoebe：(咧着嘴笑着走去厨房，然后对这Chandler和Joey说)我的功劳。

　　Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence(独立). Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.

　　Monica：好了，看，这也许是最好的了，你知道吗?独立了，自己控制自己的生活，所有的一切“帽子”的生活。

　　Joey: (comforting(安慰) her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

　　Joey：(安慰她)，不管怎样，如果你需要任何东西，你可以常常来找Joey。我和Chandler就住在对面，而且他常常都不在。

　　Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!

　　Monica：Joey，别再伤害她了，今天是她结婚的日子。

　　Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?

　　Joey：什么?有什么规定说不可以吗?

　　(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

　　(门铃声响起，Chandler接了电话)

　　Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible (讨厌) sound.

　　Chandler：请不要再这样做了，这是令人讨厌的声音。

　　Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.

　　Paul：(通过对讲装置)我是Paul。

　　Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!

　　Monica：哦天哪，现在6：30了吗?让他进来!

　　Joey: Who's Paul?

　　Joey：Paul是谁?

　　Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?

　　Ross：那个调酒师Paul?

　　Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

　　Monica：或许吧。Joey：等等，你今晚的“不是真正的约会”是和这个调酒师Paul一起吗?

　　Ross: He finally asked you out?

　　Ross：她终于约你出去了?

　　Monica: Yes!

　　Monica：是的!

　　Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

　　Chandler：喔，这是一个值得纪念的时刻。

　　Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...

　　Monica：Rachel，等等，我可以取消……

　　Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!

　　Rachel：不，没事!去吧，我很好!

　　Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?

　　Monica：(对着Ross)你还好吗?我的意思是，你需要我今天留下来陪你吗?

　　Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good...

　　Ross：(哽咽的声音)那样最好……

　　Monica: (horrified带有恐惧感的) Really?

　　Monica：(带有恐惧感的)真的吗?

　　Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

　　Ross：(正常的声音)不，去吧!那是调酒师Paul啊!

　　Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)

　　Phone：那意味着什么?他是卖酒呢，喝酒呢还是评论酒的?(Chandler也不知道)

　　(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)

　　(有人敲门，是Paul)

　　Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.

　　Monica：嗨，进来吧!Paul，这是……(他们全都排成一排站在门边)……大家，大家，这是Paul。

　　All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

　　所有人：嗨!Paul!嗨!调酒师!嗨!

　　Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

　　Chandler：对不起，我还不知道你的名字，Paul是吗?

　　Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta(俚语=have got to必须去) go ah, go ah...

　　Monica：好的，嗯……我要，，我马上回来，我必须去去，啊，要去，啊……

　　Ross: A wandering(神情恍惚)?

　　Ross：神情恍惚?

　　Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.

　　Monica：换衣服，请坐!(示意Paul进来)很快!

　　Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

　　Phoebe：哦，我刚刚拔了四根眼睫毛。不妙。

　　(Monica goes to change.)

　　(Monica去换衣服。)

　　Joey: Hey, Paul!

　　Joey：嗨，Paul!

　　Paul: Yeah?

　　Paul：什么事?

　　Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

　　Joey：这儿有一个小提示，她非常喜欢你不停不停不停的摩擦她脖子的同一个地方，直到那个地方开始有些发红了为止。

　　Monica: (yelling(大叫) from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!

　　Monica：闭嘴，Joey!

　　Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

　　Ross：Rachel，你怎么样，嗯，你今晚要干什么?

　　Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!

　　Rachel：哦，我本应该在前往Aruba的蜜月旅行中的，所以，现在没事了!

　　Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

　　Ross：是的!你没法去渡你的蜜月，上帝。不，不，虽然，Aruba，在每年的这个时候，谈到你的(想了一下)大蜥蜴……不管怎样，如果今晚你不想独处，Joey和Chandler会过来帮我组装我的新家具。

　　Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

　　Chandler：(面无表情)是的，我们对此非常兴奋。

　　Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.

　　Rachel：真的非常感谢，不过我想我还是想呆在这儿。今天真是漫长的一天。

　　Ross: Okay, sure.

　　Ross：好的，当然!

　　Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

　　Joey：嗨，Phoebe，你能过去帮忙吗?

　　Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

　　Phoebe：哦，我想我可以，但是我不想去。