英语诗歌欣赏：I Think My Dad is Dracula

　　I think my dad is Dracula.

　　I know that sounds insane,

　　but listen for a moment and

　　allow me to explain.

　　We don't live in a castle,

　　and we never sleep in caves.

　　But, still, there's something weird

　　about the way my dad behaves.

　　I never see him go out

　　in the daytime when it's light.

　　He sleeps all day till evening,

　　then he leaves the house at night.

　　He comes home in the morning

　　saying, "Man, I'm really dead!"

　　He kisses us goodnight, and then

　　by sunrise he's in bed.

　　My mom heard my suspicion

　　and she said, "You're not too swift.

　　Your father's not a vampire.

　　He just works the graveyard shift."